I was asked as the MC to report the funniest thing that happened at Argos. On the last evening while several of us were sitting around the fire, Wayne did one of his “funnies”.
Dan Moore had made several stoves, sawdust cookers, and plastic bucket lanterns to raffle off on Saturday. Lisa Kieth really had her eye on the bucket light, but she did not win.
Later that evening while Lisa was away, Dan brought her one and gave it to Wayne and told Wayne to give it to her and tell her it was from Dan. Wayne, quite characteristically said,
“I’ll tell her I bought it for her.”
Obviously, Everyone laughed.
When Lisa returned, Wayne said, “Now you know that I’m down to my last few dollars, but I love you so much I just had to buy this for you.”
Lisa immediately raised her hands, looked to heaven and said, as only she can,
“Forgive him Lord, I know he’s lyin’.”
People almost wet themselves laughing.
Definitely the funniest happening of the week in my opinion.